Brick by Brick - Andrew Vanderbeek




I open my eyes, roll over onto my back and stare at the ceiling.  This movement on my part gets the attention of the sensors in the office and Bobby the office A.I. reacts by bringing up the lights to half power.  I lay there and consider getting up. 
The lights in the office dim for a second.  The brownouts are happening daily now.  If they don’t resolve the power issue soon, things will get real interesting around here.
Bobby senses the continued increase in breathing and heart rate and after checking the time determines I am awake and planning to stay that way.  As a result the thermal units start up and the audio feed kicks on.   I consider telling him to bugger off and let me go back to sleep but after a few seconds realize that isn’t likely and I get up and make a trip to the head.
The audio feed is chattering away while I perform my morning necessaries. 
“The Jupiter Meteor Defense Grid warded off a small meteor shower last night, it was quite a show.  Unfortunately it happened on the light side of Ganymede so it was not visible to the naked eye due to the three moon confluence now in full swing.  The United Colony Space Administration does not predict any additional meteor activity at this level in the next few weeks.”
“In political news Dome 6 Manager Cillian Miller held a press conference today wherein she announced her intention to run for Governor of Ganymede on the Workers Party ticket.  Here is a sound bite of her statements.”
The audio feed switches to the end of some applause.  I can hear the voice of Ms. Miller over background crowd noise.
“It is time for the working man to take back the direction of this colony.  The Jupiter Corp. executives and Earth Administrators have too much power and too much say over the future of the Ganymede colony.   They don’t live down here!  They don’t plan to live down here!  We want our voice back!  Thank you Dome 6 and God Bless Ganymede Colony!”
The crowd noise erupts in applause.  The male radio anchor bookends the clip. 
“Wow powerful stuff.   Let’s head over to Helen for weather.”
Helen is a far too perky female anchor who picks up where he left off.   If I were more awake I would tell Bobby to shut this noise off.
“Thanks John.  All nine Terra Domes report stable atmospheric conditions with the continued exception of Dome 3.  Damage from that unfortunate reactor failure has still got crews working around the clock on repairs and the scrubbers are still running at less than 80%.  Mandatory evacuations to the emergency sections of Domes Two and Four will remain in effect for another week while repairs are ongoing.  Sorry to ruin your weekend folks.
What might make the weekend a little more bearable is some good news from the sports desk.  Sounds like the Dome Nine Rockets have a real shot at this year’s championship!  For more on that we switch over to Race Genson at the Sports Desk.”
                Human news feeds have sounded the same for five hundred year:  politics, weather, and sports.  Without the names you wouldn’t be able to tell what year the feed was from let alone the century.
   Ignoring the news feed is pretty easy in my current state as I I get up from my couch and shuffle to the coffee machine.  I take out the filter and look at the old grounds trying to decide if I should dump them or run them again.  Let me tell you, electricity isn’t the only thing that is weak around here.  I check the supply of coffee and am surprised to see a brand new bag of vacuum sealed coffee.  Bless you Anny!  For once we seem to have enough to justify putting a whole new batch of grounds in the machine.  Supply shipment must have come and Anny must have hit the Depot for supplies in time to get some new coffee before it sold out.  No matter how much Jup-Corp. sends it is never enough.  Among many other things my sweet Anny had impeccable timing for that kind of thing
That’s good.  A real cup of coffee is what I need today, or heaven knows a hit of scotch. 
I had to stop myself there.  I say my serenity prayer and concentrate for a minute.  Can’t show the booze any weakness or it will worm its way into my thinking and eventually into my mouth.  No one wants that.
If you took a look at the sign on the door of my office, it says Henry Brick, P.I. but anyone that knows me calls me Brick.  Unless they really know me then it usually degenerates into less flattering designations.  Sounds like a tough name.  A guy with a name like Brick should be a thick, tough bruiser.  Sorry to disappoint.
The still running audio feed grabs my attention with a tonal jingle that signals a commercial break.
“Bong bing bing bong.  “You’re listening to Good Morning Ganymede with John Sparks and Helen Harrison on the Earth & More Radio Network.” 
The first commercial starts up. 
“Are you suffering from the doldrums?  Is a severe lack of energy really getting you down?  Then try Doc Swanson’s . . . .
I tune out the commercials and focus on making a pot of coffee.  Its early, just after six, I slept on the crappy couch in my office again last night.  No reason.  No reason to go back to my crappy little apartment either.  I have everything I really need right here; a bed, a head, a shower and a decent toothbrush.  Humanity is a not that much different than other earth creatures.  Make sure we can consume, eliminate, sleep and perform our hygiene and mating rituals and we are fairly content.  I often think the only thing that prevents us from being truly at peace is our unique level of self-awareness making us miserable every day. 
The window in my office lets in some natural light.  Well natural for this place anyway.  Terra Dome 7, Ganymede Colony, Jupiter Project.   Don’t get too excited, space settlement hasn’t exactly lived up to the hype.   Captain Kirk would be very disappointed.  No phasers, no warp drive, no hot, dumb alien females to succumb to his boyish good looks.
From my window I can see Io and Europa, the light from the Sun and the light bouncing off of Jupiter light those moons up to almost full.  Of course it is bouncing off Jupiter and lighting up Ganymede too.  The only time it is actually really dark here on Ganymede are the ten or so hours every week when we move through the phases of Jovian eclipse.  We live in varying levels of twilight, from bile yellow to weak tea brown depending on which light source is prominent.   As a result, we use a lot of electricity on lighting things up to a tolerable level.
“Bobby turn on the UV”.  The office A.I. obediently turns on several low power UV lights around the office.  A human can’t live without UV after all.  Aside from the physiology, space crazy ain’t just a fad, and I doubt I can afford to be anymore crazy.   I hear tell that on Earth the UV is so strong it can actually burn you.  Lucky Earthlings have to use chems or clothing to protect themselves from solar UV.  I wouldn’t know; a Ganny like me has never been to Earth nor felt the searing power of the concentrated UV of the far away sun.  Hell, no one on this God forsaken rock has been.  Even the good Governor was born on Ganymede, not that he’d like to be reminded of that.
Bobby interrupts the audio feed to give me one of his standard warnings. 
“Power usage alert!  Based on average power consumption of this office space UV can only be run at this level for twenty five minutes without risk of exceeding current daily power allotments.  Purchase of additional power allotment credits is temporarily suspended.” 
Reactor three cannot be fixed fast enough, whenever a reactor goes down the power sharing from the other Domes always lowers standard of living. 
It should take me about that long to drink a couple cups of coffee.  Anny should be here by then and we can start our week.  Not that we have anything to do; haven’t had a decent client in a while.
The audio feed resumes but the commercials are just white noise to me.  I sit down to listen to the beautiful music of the coffee pot brewing and think about life for a minute.  It is my birthday after all.  Been nearly two hundred years since the first actual settlement started herein 2275; Terra Dome One.  Over a hundred and fifty years since the last Earth-born got dropped here.  Today is March 21, 2466.  That’s me, Henry Brick: 39, dead broke, or close enough, a pale skinny Ganny, born and bred. 
Ganymede’s Terra Domes are built on rock islands surrounded by vast seas of water ice.  I turn my gaze from Io and Europa and I can see the main tower of Dome 7.  It serves double duty as the main support for the Dome structure and as the main steam vent for the Tokamak reactor. 
Twenty four hours a day we Ganny’s labor tirelessly to belch invisible greenhouse gasses into the ultra-thin atmosphere of Ganymede, working toward the day when we can walk its surface.  The furnaces melt the ocean of frozen water that makes up large portions of the Ganymede surface, turning it into hot water vapor that is propelled into the upper atmosphere with a combination of force and other gasses like carbon dioxide and ozone.  It works great, as the process also turns the turbines that supply the Nine Terra Domes of the colony with power.  Each of the nine Domes does essentially the same thing. 
Of the several thousand people in the colony, about fifty percent of the residents work for the Jup-Corp at one of those towers.  Another thirty five percent work for Jup-Corp in the ADL departments or Activities of Daily Living.  The ADLs are basically breathe, eat, poop, copulate, repeat.  In this group you find the doctors, teachers, hydroponics workers, recyclers, etc.  The last fifteen percent of us fill what the company calls “support essential positions” which can be translated to NCR, non-company residents.  Twenty four hours a day we are where the Jup-Corp folks spend their pay, that and the Company Store. 
 I chuckle at the phrase twenty four hours.  ETS, Earth Time Standard.  We set our clocks on Greenwich Mean Time just like every other human clock in the solar system.  Initially the human race had tried to use planet specific time systems based on solar rotation, but the confusion was absurd.  The A.I. could do the math to constantly figure the ratios, but the humans were just constantly confused and exhausted.  Going back to ETS made everyone happier, the 8-8-8 schedule for work, sleep, and other.  Made the Earthies happy too, they got to be the center of the universe again, regardless of Copernicus.  
I eye-ball the H-pod here in the office, as the idea of a shower is compelling, but the more I think about it, the more sure I am that I don’t have the credits to justify the water purchase.  The choice between a shower cycle and a cup of liquid heaven is technically moot since the coffee is almost done.
The light dims again.  Tokamak reactors put out tons of electricity, roughly a terawatt, but the demands placed on the entire system by the D-3 reactor being off line is straining the entire colony.   The terraforming efforts outside the domes eat 70% of the electrical output from each of the reactors.  Another 20% or so is used for ground based meteor defenses.  The last 10% is used for atmospheric stability systems for the residents inside the domes, nano-recyclers for waste removal, hydroponics, water treatment and distribution, and a myriad of smaller uses all the way down to coffee machines.   I hear that they have pulled construction crews off the completion of  D-Ten and D-Eleven until the reactor repairs on D-3 are complete.  As it is quality of life in D-Two and D-Four has dropped dramatically with all of the D-3 refugees added to their respective populations. 
Another brief power dip doesn’t stop the bell from ringing on the reception door. 
Bobby balances the power flow and none of the breakers trip.  His voice breaks into the audio feed again.   “Welcome Visitor: UNKNOWN.  Thank you for calling on the Henry Brick Detective Agency.  We are currently closed.  Please return during normal business hours of . . . “ 
The standard greeting is interrupted by the voice of sweet Anny inserted into the dialogue. 
 “. . . whenever Brick gets his lazy no good behind out of bed and gets into the office . . .”
Bobby’s standard voice returns “. . . and 7pm.  Please call again or we can be reached at Ganymede 169.235.238.”
Nice touch Anny.  She is pissed at me again. I don’t know why this time but I am sure she will tell me in agonizing detail when she gets here. 
I looked at the clock again just to make sure I read it right the first time.  Yep it’s 6:25 a.m. alright.  Who could be ringing my bell at this ungodly hour?   The power dip must have prevented Bobby from reading the visitors bio-signature. 
Anny may be good at shopping and easy on the eyes, but an early riser she was not, regardless of the impression she left in her rather unflattering message.  Besides, unless her hands were full from a shopping spree at 6 a.m. she had an RF key that would tell Bobby to open the door for her, even if his bio-sensors didn’t detect Anny and do it automatically when she approached the door.
I head toward the door anticipating an error or an early morning prank.  It might even be that annoying cat the neighbors owned setting off my door alarm.  The thought of a chance to kick that smelly feline when no one was looking quickened my step.
As I pass the stand mirror Anny keeps by her desk in the reception area, I take a look at myself for the heck of it.
Looking back at me is my six-three frame, pale as a ghost, sporting the righteous afro common among Ganny’s.  The hairstyle that is, not the ruddy red color.   75% earth gravity has given Ganny’s above average human height, but played heck with human hair.  I was still in my rumpled clothes and I still had a red mark on my face from the seam in the sofa.  I am a site for sure. 
I smile at the creature in the mirror.   “Aren’t you the consummate professional?”  I give myself double thumbs up to go with it.
The bell rings again. 
“Yeah, yeah” I mumble on my way to the front door.
Only now do I realize I am missing a shoe.  Maybe I need to reassess the idea that sleeping at the office is as good as sleeping in my honest to goodness bed.  I seem out of sorts or at least more so than normal.   I turn back to retrieve my foot wear.  Kicking a cat should be properly done with the solid sole of a shoe.  And if it turned out to be a person, the last thing anyone needs to see is my gnarly feet.  I bend over to look under the couch for my missing footwear.  That decision probably saves my life.
Bzzzatt!    Bzat! … Bzatt! 
I may be half asleep but in the immortal (if slightly abridged) words of Sgt. Tom Highway “That was a rail gun, the preferred weapon of chicken crap low lifes.  It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you.  Remember it!”  
Don’t worry Gunny, I remember it.
I don’t need an engraved invitation: I hit the floor.  I’m not armed, for Pete’s sake I just rolled out of the rack and haven’t even had my coffee.
I hear something dripping.  One of the rail projectiles went straight through my coffee cup sitting on the counter and into the pot on the machine.  As I survey the mess see the damage is even worse.  For the love of all that is holy, it hit the vacuum seal bag of grounds too.  All that precious and potential elixir of AM glory wasted. 
That’s it.  Now I’m pissed. 
The audio feed is still going and it is a commercial for kid’s cereal.   
“Coco Droids are fun to eat, with some sim-milk. Get you up and on your feet!  Eat some more today!  Eat some more today! Eat some more today! Coco droids are fun to eat.  Eat some everyday!” 
I’d love to.  In fact I promise I will eat a whole box of Coco Droids, if I live that long.
I am on the floor, half in my office and half in the reception room.  There are three perfect holes in my front door, just about shoulder height.  From where I am laying on my back at floor level, I can see the loaded three barrel Anny keeps holstered under the center drawer of her desk. 
I shimmy like a drunken lizard under her desk.  The desk is sim-wood, heavy and comforting, even if that feeling is a big fat lie.  A hand held rail gun has exactly five shots per battery and the projectiles leave the muzzle at roughly three times the speed of sound given Ganymede’s gravity and the atmospheric conditions inside a terra dome.  At short range and at that speed a projectile can penetrate just about anything, sim-wood included.  
I check the three barrel. It is loaded, but loaded with what is the question.  Anny is a sweet thing but has no sense of humor when people shoot at her.  These could be flechette rounds, exploding rounds, shrapnel rounds, God-knows-what rounds or any combination thereof.
Bzatt!
There is one more hole in my door and another in my floor.  If I hadn’t shimmied over to the desk that shot would have made an artistic carpet of blood and brain matter for Anny to clean up. 
My office is on the third floor.  I sure hope no one is an eager beaver this morning and came in early to work in the offices below.  I know a couple of those folks.  Don’t get me wrong. I don’t like them at all; but I don’t dislike them enough to want them splattered by a rail projectile as a reward for coming in to work at 6:25 in the blessed AM. 
I crook an arm up onto Anny’s desk and flail around for anything solid.  I find a coffee cup.  Seems I have a theme going today, doomed and unused coffee paraphernalia and supplies.  I could open a store.  Henry Brick’s Doomed and Unused Coffee Paraphernalia and Supply.  Better chance of not getting shot in that line of work.  Well maybe a better chance.
With an Academy Award winning performance I make a death noise worthy of the great ones of ancient Hollywood while simultaneously hurling Anny’s coffee mug across the room.  It seems to work. There is one last blast from the rail gun, this time blowing the lock off my office door. 
The aforementioned chicken crap low life pushes open my office door and walks into the reception room.  I can’t wait to meet this guy but I want to shoot him more than I want to meet him.  He shot my coffee after all.  I snake the three barrel around the corner of the desk with one arm, aim low to compensate for recoil and pull the trigger.  All three rounds go off at once.
BOOOOOM!
The gun is a single shot three barrel shotgun.   Anny of course had it cut down to “ladies” size and mounted in a recoil harness which makes a lot of sense.  I apparently have no sense because I removed it from that recoil harness and tried to fire it like cowboy.  With three shotgun shells going off at once you should expect recoil and a lot of it.  I may be skinny and unpopular, but I am keenly aware of the destructive firepower of weapons of many sorts.  I did expect a ton of recoil, especially considering how I was holding it.  But I wasn’t expecting the extreme amount of recoil that I experienced; it all but ripped my arm off. 
Nor did I expect the enormous fire ball.  Good thing I decided not to fire it through the desk, if my angle had been a little wrong when doing so I would be extra crispy right about now, hold the seven herbs and spices. 
I hear the sound of something heavy hitting the floor, which presumably and hopefully is my coffee killing, chicken crap, low life, too damn early in the AM for this level of animosity, visitor.  Combine that with the smell of burning chemicals and burnt hair and it made me feel pretty certain I could peek out without unappreciated violence being done to my person.  The wall was blackened and the corners of the reception area chairs were smoking.  Fortunately the fireball blast was insufficient to set fire to the sim-material from which the walls and furniture were built.  This would make a great commercial for the built in value of fire retardant materials. 
There was a somewhat comical outline of my coffee killing friend not burnt into the blackened wall telling me that the fireball caught him as much by surprise as it caught me.  There were flechette blades stuck in the wall and, I could see from the blood spreading across the floor, stuck into my visitor as well.   Apparently the other two rounds were both serrated flechette blades. 
Not for the first time in my life I quietly thank Anny for her well hidden violent streak.
Bobby the office A.I. is sincerely unimpressed with the exchange of gunfire.   “DANGER! FIRE! EMERGENCY SERVICES HAVE BEEN ALERTED!  DETECTED SERIOUS INJURY TO VISITOR: UNKOWN!”
Thanks for the update.  And thanks for calling the uniforms.  I am officially having a really bad morning.
I didn’t waste any time with life saving measures on the coffee assassin and got my tall skinny butt back into my office and grabbed my Ruger .45 automatic.  Old school I know, antique in point of fact, but I am that kind of guy.  The gun was technically much older than the Ganymede colony, but I had my doubts as to whether any of the parts were original.  Nano manufactured sim-metal parts had replaced all of the original manufacturer’s parts a long time ago.  Stronger and lighter than any 20th century steel, yet knit together at the molecular level to imitate the intimate detail of the parts they replaced.  It was a hodge podge, mutt of gun.  It was the same gun that had been built on Earth four centuries ago in name only.  Right now I wasn’t worried about its collectability; all I cared about was that it worked fine.
Drawing a bead on my coffee killing visitor, I walk, one shoe and all, over to his smoking body.  I put the foot that had been so kind as to lose a shoe and save my life on the rail gun and scooted it away.  Rolling him over, I saw the source of the blood.  A flechette had entered his right temple and was protruding about half way out of the left side of his skull right behind the eye. 
Even with that, I could recognize his face and so my morning got worse, a lot worse.  It was Rick Hansen, also known as Officer Rick Hansen of Dome 7 Security. 
Now I really wanted that scotch. 

Ring! Ring!  The voice mail picks up with a Clunk! Snickt! You would think after five hundred years of telephone technology we would have figured out how to get that annoying connection sound to go away.  Or maybe it was a necessary audio queue that humans need in order to use voice mail, like the stinky smell we humans intentionally mix into nat-gas.
“This is Anny West, I can’t take your call right now, please leave a message.  Unless it is you Brick, then I will remind you that you are two weeks late with my pay check and, no I won’t stop and pick that up for you on the way in, no matter what it is.”
Beeeeeep!
“Hey Anny, great message, you’re a peach.  Hey listen. I slept at the office again last night and I noticed the front door was kinda broke.  Oh and would you mind cleaning up a little in the reception area?  Oh yeah almost forgot, we are out of coffee.  Thanks Anny, you’re the best.”
One of these days my clever sarcasm is gonna get me killed slowly and painfully at the hands of that sweet petite woman.  Today at least she will have to get in line behind the dirty homicidal cops that are serving rail gun projectiles for breakfast.   
It was now a little after 7 a.m. and I was several blocks away from the office.   After grabbing my life saving shoe, my hand-held and my G.O.D. bag, I took the time to have Bobby the office A.I. download the internal security footage from the office mainframe to my hand-held.  With that footage I could prove to any inquiring minds how I was the innocent victim in all this.  Then like any sensible person, I took the advice of my emergency bag and Got Out of Dodge. 
I knew I had to ditch my hand-held; as long as I had it in my possession I may as well be carrying a sign that said “hey I’m the guy who shot a cop this morning”.   I did need it for one more thing.  Scrolling through the contact list I found the name of my twin brother Charlie.
Ring! Ring! 
“What do you want Henry?” 
Charlie had me on speaker.  I probably caught him in his AM workout.  I listen closely to the background noise and I was rewarded with the tell-tale sound of his weight bench.  Only my brother would be so perverse as to seek out strenuous exercise at 7 a.m.
“Hey Charlie, nice to talk to you.”  I decided to start with perky and happy.  
“Humph”
Okay, so Charlie wasn’t buying perky and happy.  Either that or he was ignoring me and the noise I just heard was not a response but the effort of lifting a weight.  
“So listen I saw someone from your work this morning.”  Let’s see if he bites on all business.
“Oh yeah?”  Hunph’d Charlie with what I was now certain was gravity resisting effort.  “Who?”   Hunph!
“Rick Hansen as it turned out.  He tried to kill me.”
Free weights have a unique jingle when they are hastily dropped.  Charlie switched from speaker to hand held.  Weird, I didn’t know anything could get my meathead brother to stop lifting weights.
“Rick did what now?” asked Charlie with the tone and inflection that only older brothers can muster.  It is a magical, dulcet, tone that both makes you hyper wary and violently annoyed in simultaneous and equal measures. 
“Yeah, it was the damnedest thing.  He very cordially rang my door bell and when he heard me coming, shot his side arm through my office door five times, and almost killed me.”  Saying it that way to Charlie made a potentially fatal shooting sound like the most natural thing in the world on an early Monday morning.
“What’d you do Henry?  You sleep with his wife?” 
Charlie was never one to mince words.  He knew me pretty well.  I was almost indignant, but then I realized that was a fair question, especially coming from Charlie.
“Not this time Charlie, I haven’t seen Rick or his wife in months.  I have no idea why he was trying to kill me.  But you need to get a meat wagon over to my office.”
“Ah crap. Henry? Really?”  I couldn’t see him, but I could almost feel the motion he always makes when he is anxious.  His left hand rubbing the back of his head, eyes slightly squinted.  It was hard being my brother growing up, he made those motions a lot.                                             
“If you will look at your hand-held, I just sent you the security vid.  It was a righteous shoot.”  I pressed send on my hand held and watched as the data transferred.  Hopefully it would actually get to Charlie and not be intercepted and destroyed, or worse, altered. It was already backed up at three other locations; hopefully one of them would survive, because my continued existence as a free man relied on that.  If it was a contest between who was the better hacker, my buddy Hom or the flat foot squints at Dome Security, I would bet on Hom every time. 
“Righteous or not this is bad, Hank.”  Charlie sounded suddenly exhausted, I am pretty sure it wasn’t from his early morning workout.
Charlie is the only person who calls me Hank.  At the moment it has lost its normal sibling annoyance and is undeniably reassuring, especially given our history.  He hadn’t called me Hank in ten years.
“I know Charlie, I know.  Listen I’m gonna lie low for bit.  If you really need me, I will be fishing.”  Only Charlie would know what that meant.  I was certain I was being tapped.  Every word was being recorded somewhere.  Hopefully Charlie got the data, if not Hom certainly would.
“Stay low little brother and I mean real low, don’t even come up for air.”  Was that concern I heard in Charlie’s voice?  Wow, if I had known that all it would take to repair my relationship with my brother was shoot a dirty cop, I would have done it years ago.
“Roger that.”  I hung up. 
I threw my hand-held onto the roof of a two story building.   I knew some low life’s ran an illegal vid store out of this building, the kind of vids no one wanted to get caught watching.  What can I say? Making cops recognize each other in front of an illegal establishment many of them frequent was pretty funny.  And I knew it was only minutes before they would all show up here.
Obviously Officer Hansen had not been acting in any official capacity.  He was out of uniform and trying to kill a civilian.  We may be on the frontier of human civilization out here on Ganymede but we had SOME laws.  Cops will at least have the decency to arrest you and get you behind closed doors before violating your civil rights.  It’s not like we are living on Titan or something. 
The second he died, Rick Hansen’s EMLD sent an alarm to Police HQ and his location was sent to all local units.  An EMLD is a life sign sensor and location detector that is implanted in your chest cavity.  All cops and military personnel have them, and it is not uncommon for civilians to have a simpler version.  To be honest it is a miracle I got out of my office building without being detained.   As soon as the uniforms got to my office and saw the mess I had made of Hansen, my location would have been priority one.  The fastest way to find someone was an EMLD, but barring that a hand-held was the next best thing.  EVERYONE has a hand-held. 
Truth was I had both.  It is a long story filled with mystery and intrigue, but I have a very high end EMLD.  Unfortunately for the cops it will tell them I am on the Lunar surface orbiting Earth.   The reason for my high end EMLD being there instead of snuggling my heart and lungs was that it was programmed but implanted into only a small biopsy of my lung tissue, and shipped to a particularly nasty crime lord in Armstrong City on Luna as proof that I was dead.  I kind of hope no one calls Luna to check on it.  Being dead to Chancy “The Moon Man” Jones is a good thing, especially for little old me.  The Moon Man hates me, for good reason of course, but being hated by a powerful crime lord has a way of complicating your schedule.
My hand-held will be missed.  I have very few nice things, but my hand-held was one of them.  I will lose my Pac-Man high score which took me months to set.  Oh well, better than being caught by the cops I suppose.  I turned around to leave and found another shiny rail gun, this time pointed in my face.
“Stop right there Brick.” 
The uniform had his service weapon leveled between my eyes.   I have found over the years that the size of a weapon bore is entirely dependent on is proximity to the victims eyes.  Right now the end of this weapon seemed large enough to swallow a star.
“Ah crap.”  I consider myself witty, but that was all I could think to say. 
I started to put my hands up and then I noticed who it was.  They went right down again.
“Quit screwing around Nash, I gotta get out of here.”  Nash was a friend, a good one actually, we had history.
“Can’t do it, Brick. You shot a cop.”  Answered Nash, and he seemed serious.  What a day.  My brother expressed concern for my wellbeing and my best friend was gonna turn me in.   I half expected Anny to call and profess her burning passion for me.  Okay, that was pushing it; it wasn’t that weird of a day. 
“Come on Nash, you really think I got up at 6:30 a.m. and lured Rick Hansen to my place so I could shoot him from my hiding place under Anny’s desk?”  That mental picture alone should buy me an acquittal from any jury of my actual peers.  Most days you are lucky if I am wearing pants at 6:30 a.m., let alone moving around.
The mental picture worked on Nash.  “Well now that you put it that way, it does seem highly unlikely.”  Nash and I were old drinking buddies.  We were both on the wagon, heck we had the same sponsor.  If anyone knew my proclivities for apathy and sloth, it was Nash.
“I know none of you uniforms like to hear it but Rick was dirty.  I didn’t think he was the kind of dirty to snuff a guy at 6 a.m., but he was dirty.”  Nash knew about dirty.  I had helped clear him of a frame up for some burglary a couple years back.  Turns out the culprits were two dirty uniforms in Dome 5.  It was the genesis of our friendship. 
Nash lowered his gun.  “We all knew Rick was on the take, although from who I haven’t heard.  They didn’t say who the cop was or what time it happened when they sent out the alert.  You better run.  I am not the only uniform this close.”
“Thanks Nash.  You know better than me who to trust, but if you wanna help, talk to Charlie.  Aside from you he is the only uniform I trust.”
Nash holstered his side arm while I beat street.  I hear him calling in the location of my hand-held on the roof of the vid shop. 
If I want to avoid being arrested, which I most certainly do, I have to eschew my normal patterns.  This isn’t the first time I have had to go low and stay there.  In my line of work I have a tendency to tick people off, sometimes powerful or nasty people, sometimes both.  I don’t keep a fully stocked G.O.D bag with me at all times for nothing.  Experience has taught me that when you find yourself needing to disappear, it is easier to do if you have everything you really need right at hand.  And I mean NEED.  Clever is great, but light and fast are more important than anything at times like this.  
 I can’t go see Anny or to my apartment.  I can’t go to my favorite hangouts or see my normal people. 
The street was just now starting to fill with the good people of Dome 7, headed to their early morning shifts and personal business. 
Out of my G.O.D. bag I grab a pair of glasses.  Obsolete for vision correction in this day and age they are still heavily used for style.  This pair was specially made for me by my friend Hom.  Hom was an unsung genius when it came to unconventional applications of tech.  These glasses were built with active nano-bots.  The microscopic robotic buggers were common enough in almost every aspect of life on Ganymede, from the construction of sim-products to terra forming the surface areas of Ganymede.  As far as I knew I had the only pair of active nano-bot glasses.  They were constantly cycling the shape and color of the glasses which means that by the time I get where I am going they will be a totally different in appearance.  While that feature was cool, the real use was to blur scanners.  The ever so slight electric field the nano-bots put off interfered with the facial recognition software that the street view scanners use when taking vid of pedestrians.  From microsecond to microsecond my face would be slightly different when interpreted by the scanners and the software.  It all but assured that the squints at Police HQ wouldn’t be unable to find me in a crowd just by feeding the scanner A.I. a picture of my face. 
With my face out of the way I had to draw some attention away from the search for me. 
Residents of a Terra Dome are afraid of two major problems, fire and meteors.  The fastest way to take any attention off of a man hunt was to trigger the alarms for either of those issues. 
Out of my G.O.D. bag I pull a smudge can, another gift from Hom.  These things are unbelievably illegal in a controlled environment like a Terra-Dome.  It looks like a can of tuna, but it is full of incendiary grease.    Even better than the visual distraction the smoke stinks to high heaven making people run away.  There is a restaurant up ahead on my right.  I step inside pretending to peruse the breakfast menu.  When I feel I am unobserved I pill the pin and drop the smudge can into the recycler by the front door.  Copious amounts of smoke begin to pour from the bin, and as I step outside the smoke is roiling around behind the glass windows.  Within seconds the fire alarms are going off and people are either running to investigate or fleeing the smelly smoke.  For certain the smoke has everyone’s attention.
That should be that.  I am off to see The Fish.

                Ring! Ring!
                “Yes?”   a woman’s voice answers the phone.
“I see on the news Henry Brick is still walkin and talkin.” says a greasy male voice.
                “For once the news is reporting the truth.” replies the woman.
“We tossed his apartment like you wanted, but can’t get into his office due to the number of cops that are all over it.” The man could not keep his contempt for cops out of his voice.
                “I take it that means you have not got your hands on the item I sent you for.”  The woman sounded like she was not surprised.
                “It wasn’t in the apartment to be sure.  I take it Hansen got his ticket punched when he went to the office?”  The inquiry seemed perfunctory; this man did not really care if Hansen was dead.
                “Indeed.”  The woman’s voice reveals no real concern for deceased either.
“I told him to wait.  Oh well, more for me I guess.  I will keep my ears open and follow up as soon as I can.  I still don’t think Mr. Brick even knows he has it.”
                “If he did not, he will be wondering why an attempt was made on his life.  He isn’t as stupid as he pretends to be.  He will discover the truth if we give him the time.  Let’s not give him the time.”  She sounded in like a woman used to giving orders.
                “Agreed.  I will call you when I have new information.” the greasy voiced man hung up.              

                About an hour after the grease bomb, I have worked my way across the Dome to an old  maintenance zone I know is usually empty of personnel.   I slip into a service building that I know has what I am looking for, and after making sure I am alone move to the rear of the building where the access tunnel to the lower levels will be.  I pry open the manhole cover in the floor.  The dark below me could hold anything, but The Fish being The Fish, I know there is nothing down there he doesn’t want down there.  The question is: will he let me stay down here with him?
I have had to lay low a couple times.  But I have never had to hide from the whole population of the colony before.  The Cops in each Dome would be looking for me.  The general population would be able to recognize me from regular news feeds, and would probably turn me in given the chance.  In a “normal” situation where I would need to lie low, I would hang out in a couple of shady spots I have discovered over the years.  Abandoned storage areas, old construction offices in the foundation levels of the Domes, things like that.  This time I had to go completely dark.  Not only was Rick Hansen a cop, he was a dirty cop.  I had the good guys AND the bad guys looking form me.  That left me only one good option and that was The Fish.
I pull a flash light out of my G.O.D. bag and climb down the ladder.   At the bottom the flash light goes out.  That shouldn’t happen.  The light is rated at over a hundred years of continuous operating life, it is nearly impossible for it not to work.  I don’t know how he does it, but like I said, nothing comes down here the Fish doesn’t want to come down here, apparently not even light.
                A different light comes on about a hundred feet down the service tunnel.  It is a vid panel.  There is a news feed running and I can hear the audio feed as I navigate the dark path toward the bluish light the vid panel is shedding.
“Police are still trying to locate Dome Resident Henry Brick, wanted for questioning in the brutal murder of Officer Richard Hansen sometime last night. 
There is footage of cops swarming all over my office.  Anny is standing there looking furious.  It is possible she might actually kill me this time.
“Officer Hansen was attempting to serve the subject court papers for an ongoing investigation when he was shot in cold blood. “
They flash one of my drunk and disorderly mug shots.  It is an AWESOME photo.  I have a black eye; there is puke in my hair and my shirt is torn.  Stupid pic is at least 6 years old.  Sobriety is a daily battle, but a drunken mug shot . . . that is forever.
“Officer Hansen leaves behind a wife and two adult children. “
They put up a photo of Hansen in his full dress uniform surrounded by his beautiful family.   
“Authorities advise that Henry Brick is to be considered armed and dangerous.  If you have any information please contact Dome Security.”
They might as well have given me a curly black mustache and dirty black cape.
The vid screen went dark leaving me standing in a pitch black subterranean hallway like a rat, which surprisingly Ganymede actually does have. No extra-earth colony is complete without rats and cockroaches; it seems to be a law of nature. 
“What do you want Brick?”  The Fish electronically modulated voice rings out in the darkness.
“Hey Fish. How’s it hanging?” 
Silence in a pitch black underground service tunnel is a harsher critic to your conversational skills than you can possibly imagine.  Why does no one have a sense of humor today?
“So I guess you’ve seen the news.”  If Ganymede had crickets to go along with the rats and roaches, they would be late for their dramatic queue.
“Okay, okay.  I need to lay low, do some research and try to figure out why Hansen tried to kill me this morning.  The best place to do that without ending up in jail cell is your place.” 
“What makes you think I would even consider that?”  The voice modulator erases tone and inflection in the jumble of pitch, timber, and cadence it produces.  It makes it hard to read a guy you are trying to sell. 
Believe it or not I had the answer in my G.O.D. bag.  Remember; when you need to disappear always have what you NEED in your emergency bag.  I have had this item in there for a while.  I didn’t know when I might need to take refuge with The Fish, but I knew when and if I did, I would NEED this one item.
Reaching in my bag I retrieved the reason he would let me in.  “I have this vial of suspension liquid in my bag.  I’m pretty sure there is just over six ounces of Ionsdaleite in it.  I know how you love rare Earth items.  I’m told there is no naturally occurring substance on Earth more rare than Ionsdaleite.   I am willing to bet you don’t have any.” 
Ionsdaleite is a naturally occurring form of diamond that is 50%-70% harder than normal diamonds.  Modern nano-construction allows for industrial versions of manufactured Ionsdaleite, but the real stuff, actually mined on Earth, is very rare. 
The dark quiet was becoming slightly uncomfortable.  If The Fish didn’t let me in, I had only one other option and I really, really didn’t want to go there.
There is an audible pop and a door to my left opens.  There is the slightest amount of light peeking out. 
“Start walking” says the modulated voice of The Fish.
The Fish has found a nice niche for himself in the labyrinth of service tunnels and abandoned construction areas under the Ganymede colony.  The Domes are designed to be self-contained, capable of independent operation if cut off from the others for any reason but they are still connected by sublevels left over from initial construction.  The first two sublevels are still frequently used for transportation and utilities.  Most people, even folks who work in Dome management, don’t realize that there are two and sometimes three abandoned levels below those first two sub levels.    You can access them if you know where to look.  They are left over from initial construction phase’s decades ago and are largely forgotten and never used by the permanent human settlers.  Officially, these areas are locked off and supposed to be empty.  They are designated as catastrophic emergency areas.  If all else failed, survivors of a massive meteor storm could retreat here, seal off the upper levels and restart the initial bio-systems that are still in place down here.   For the most part those concerns are a thing of the past what with multiple domes, multiple functioning reactors and stable environmental areas.  Not to mention the meteor defense system in geosynchronous orbit over the colony.
  After going through the first door, it takes me a good hour to follow periodic instructions from The Fish down stairs and through the twists and turns.  Seems he has the entire place covered in audio and vid.  I am not really surprised.  Aside from Hom, The Fish is easily the smartest guy I know.  He is also a paranoid, eccentric, agoraphobic, shut in with tendencies toward being a real jerk.  Other than that he is a sweetheart.
Finally I arrive at the proscribed door. 
“Come on in.” says the dehumanized voice of The Fish.
The door leads to a small chamber, about five by five.  I know this is the place since it is well lit and clean.  As soon as I enter the door closes behind me.
“Everything goes in the tray.” says The Fish
A pass through tray slides out from one wall.  I wasn’t aware The Fish had enough visitors to warrant the nice reception area.  You learn something new every day.  I am not sure I am happy with where this little walk has ended.  In the back of my mind red flags are going up.
“Define everything.” 
Even with the voice modulator I am pretty sure I can detect a smirk in his voice.  “If you weren’t born with it, it goes in the tray.”                                                                                                                          
“Normally I need a fella to buy me dinner and show me a good time before I let him see my pink parts.”  Now I am a mental red flag farm.  I don’t know what game The Fish is playing at, but I don’t like it.
The Fish however could write a book on the silent treatment.   A couple minutes pass.
“Come on Fish, I am completely on the lamb here why would I bring in anything to tick you off?”  Security is one thing, but this was taking it a bit far.
“This is not up for discussion.  Everything in the tray or this is as far as you go.  Good luck finding your way back to surface in the dark.”  There it is, never takes long for the jerk to come out when conversing with The Fish.        
Although I had grown partial to my life saving left shoe, I was more than willing to give up my clothes, but I was determined not to give up my gun and my G.O.D. bag. 
“There is more in the bag than your super diamonds.”  I am pleading my case now, pretty sure it is a lost cause but even as scrawny as I am I don’t like to go down without a fight.   “If I lose this stuff I may as well go turn myself in.”  My gun, my back up hand held and a couple dozen other things. 
“Aside from the super diamonds I would be shocked if you had anything that remotely interested me.  Everything gets washed, including you or nothing comes in.  Make up your mind Brick, I am getting bored.”
A nano-wash?  How in the heck did The Fish get the tech and the power to operate an off book nano-wash?  The guy is amazing. He should have been busted a million times over. 
I said before that nano-bots were common here on Ganymede.  We use them for all manner of things.  Large portions of the Domes themselves are nano-built.  Billions and billions of the little buggers crawl all over the environment, grouped into purpose driven hives, each controlled by an independent A.I. with separate and individual duty imperatives.   They do their jobs, self-maintain and self-replicate.   There is a whole lab of squinty eyed nerds in the factory whose entire job is to manage and control the nanite hives and their corresponding A.I.’s.  Before he quit, Hom was the squinty eyed king of nano-management.
The main industrial use for the nano-bots is the ongoing terraforming transformation of the moon’s surface.  The primary thing the nano-bots do for we Gany’s is atmospheric control.  More importantly to the matter at hand, another common use for the little buggers is decontamination.  A nano-bot wash will clean everything down to the atomic level.  This would include all but the most radical sub-atomic surveillance equipment, and in that case we are talking nasty ugly black op military stuff.   Medical nano-washes clean operating rooms and surgical equipment, including the doctors, nurses and patients before surgery, ensuring that not even a single atom of contamination remains.  It is also how we dispose of all waste in Ganymede, including our dead.  All waste, including dead bodies, are broken down to the atomic level and recycled into all manner of materials.  
Point of interest, one need not be dead for the nano-bots to break you down in this fashion.  Either The Fish wanted me clean or he wanted me dead.  Believe it or not, I liked those 50/50 odds better than my one other alternative.
“Well Fish, you sure make things interesting.   You win.”  I take off my clothes and put everything in the bin.  I hope the eccentric wank is enjoying the view.  “How long will this take?”
“Now that you are naked, your wash is pretty standard and won’t take more than 30 min.  Your bag is a different story, too many items, they all have to be cataloged, and individually washed.  That may take the A.I. six to eight hours to accomplish.  Don’t worry, you won’t miss the time. “
“What do you mean?”  The floor looks wavy.  Suddenly I feel really sleepy.   My last waking thought has something to do with coffee beans that look like me running for their lives as ugly fish of every shape and size, with thousands of razor sharp teeth chase them across a frozen desert.

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